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8BALLINASOCK hat geschrieben:werd mir wohl das pb-album schlagen müssen, hab ich eh schon länger vor, schon allein wegen des coversongs (= the boys of summer )

xBLOODJINNx hat geschrieben:Erst mal irgendwo bekommen.

Towel-I-Ban
Third world beatdown, death in the sand
Filthy mongrel country, FUCK THE TALIBAN!
Pitboss Army bustin' off shots
Aim for the turbans if you can't see the dots
You should have stuck to oil, instead of making bombs
Blow up our buildings, we'll blow up your moms
We'll see who laughs last, when we let the bombs drop
Those beards only look good on Z.Z. Top
Don't even speak to me, talking that "Hachschi"
I don't smoke Camels, but I smoke Camel Jockey

D.I.Why are you Gay?
Hey, look in the corner it's that DIY fag
The one with the "Fuck Racism" patch on his bag
Full of gay opinions, he says what he means
No, I don't want one of your fifty-cent zines
Your recipes are yummy and your rants on girls are scathing
Spend less time running your mouth and spend more time on bathing
You go on and on about Chain Of Strength and Judge
That sucks as bad as your fucking vegan fudge
I couldn't care less about your distro you jock
The only 7'' I care about is my cock
I've had it up to here with your propaganda
I'll vivisect something right now, pass me a panda
Go on and on about how bad sweatshops are
But how can that be when it keeps those kids out of my yard?
Cruelty-free? Yeah, I guess that's nice
But I want steak with my beans and rice
Stand on the side, bitch when kids dance
With your potato sack patches and your cargo pants
Rocking hairy arm pits, tipping back cans of soy
I can't even tell if you're a girl or a boy
Your only source of protein comes from a jar of Skippy
Call yourself hardcore but you're just a hippy
You smell like onions, rock deoderant doesn't work
Think you'll save the world but you're just a fucking jerk

Carpe Pun
You can get emotional when Elliott starts to sing
As long as I can put my Weezer in your Promise Ring
Spread your legs wide open, let me show you what I like
I'll show you where I park my Small Brown Bike
Punk rock girls are hot, metal girls make me drool
Hardcore girls are sexy, but emo girls rule
Short spiky hair, and horn-rimmed glasses
Sweet emo pussies, tight emo asses
We can walk on the beach and stare up at the moon
I'll rock back and forth 'til I'm balls deep in pun
Further Seems Forever when you're with Ben W. O
I'll eat you out all night while you sing with Rufio
Juliana has a Theory that I'm the best
When we fucked in my car, that's what she Dashboard Confessed
This Boy Sets a Fire in your heart & in your drawls
Because I've fucked more feminists than republican laws
You need me because emo boys act too gay
When you need men Pitboss Saves The Day
You'd see Planes Mistaken For Stars if you acted more "whorey"
Lay back, let me show you a New Found Glory

schurize hat geschrieben:Die Nachfolge Band von One Life Crew

king dingeling hat geschrieben:ernst gemeint oder nicht.wer solche texte schreibt und dann auch noch veröffentlicht hat ganz gewaltig den arsch offen. da sollte einer von den emo boys, fags oder turbanträger über die sie singen, denen mal was ganz großes reinschieben.also wenn ich mal deren sprachgebrauch verwenden darf.